Everybody who has a dog calls him either "Rover" or "Spot" ! I made the mistake of calling mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too!" Then I said "But this is for a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "yeah me too."

One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began another contestant asked me what I was plannng on doing. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised he called me a pervert.

I once left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I said, "I've come for my dog." She asked "Which one Spot or Rover?" I said "What about Sex?" She slapped me. After I straightened out the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped me again.

Sex ran away once, so I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the cages the operator came up to me and said "can I help you with anything sir?" I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I was looking in all the wrong places.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honor I had Sex before I was married." He said, "What's your point, so did I." I said "But my wife wants to take Sex away from me." He said, "That's what happens in a divorce."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him all over town. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I was looking for Sex . . . . . . . My court case comes up Friday.

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